I, the founder and sole member of Get Him or Her Some Girls, do dedicate my existence to finding more girls for
this person. Every action taken, will be to forward this cause. 9 out of every 10 of my breaths should be used
to ask or inquire in polite conversation that if any girls are interested, I have someone I'd like them to meet.
If polite conversation does not work, I am committed to using other tactics. I am not above using bribery in the
pursuit of bringing you more girls. If bribery fails, I will practice outright lies, and will try to convince them
that your are a well-known celebrity and have the hots for them.
excerpt from Viewer's Choice
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