he's alive, i swear!!!!

I've just been handed this late breaking news. It seems that Jimmy Hoffa is in fact, still alive. He's been living in a timeshare condo in Florida along with Elvis Presley.

Reports indicate that an eyewitness saw both Mr. Hoffa and Mr. Presley leaving a meeting of Anti-Fidel Cuban organizers planning an armed resistance to efforts to deport Elian Gonzales. Interviews with others at the event turned up little, as it seems all are content to give their life for the movement as well as keeping all of its secrets. But we have word that an anonymous source has confirmed that Elvis is planning to drive a truck carrying explosives into the courtyard of the building where Attorney General Janet Reno has her office.

We have no way of verifying this source, so the information could be completely false, but we felt that it would be unconsciencable for us not to report all the information we had available to us. We here at VH1 News believe in keeping our viewer's informed.

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