never have, never will.

Nope! Never have and I most certainly never will.

You see, there's two types of people in this world: those who aren't afraid of dressing up like a pink elephant and dancing around on the stage in front of a couple hundred little kids, and those who can't wait to dive headfirst into a big vat of lime jello. I must say I fall right in the middle on this one.

What if I had anyways? Would that change your impression of me? Would you think less of me? Would it be big of me?

Not that I am going to go out and marry two women just because they asked me to when they were giving me a tandem lap dance.

No, that would be ridiculous.

Life is.

We all laugh and move on to the next meal.