poo on you, socketface!

Ah, yet another word has been co-opted to fit the socket phenomena.

I keep expecting to wander into a bookstore or past a newstand and see on the cover of Time magazine some headline that reads: "SocketBoys Dig Wall-PlugGirls" or "Socketdogs & Rocketcats"

But I am sure that's a day that will never come.

One of the things I hate most about being sick (besides the sore throat, the problems sleeping, the raw skin above your lip) is when your ears get all clogged up because you're blowing your nose too hard. It makes me worry sometimes that I will damage my eardrums.

"Man Loses Hearing From Wicked Nose Blowing"

I had to add the "wicked" as part of my assimilation program. I am trying to finally try and blend in here in Boston. You see, not only don't I have the right accent, but I also am polite and wait for the "walk" traffic signal before crossing intersections. Locals can pick you out in a split second when you do that.

Well, it's looking like entry #100 is coming up soon. I never imagined I'd get to that point when I started this site. As I wrote before, I started this site because I didn't think anyone was viewing my work. Or appreciating it, at least. There was probably never any doubt that people were viewing it. That buses of Japanese tourists come by daily and take pictures of the site. I think they believe it's the journal of The Big Bopper. Or Judge Wopner. I don't think I quite understand what they are saying.

I appreciate the repeat customers to this site "Over 1 Billion Served" and I welcome all the new ones.

Here's to another 92 entries and a whole lot more four word phrases.

And as I mentioned before: lay off those four letter words!