i love you, beanie-face

Did I forget to wipe my face after eating Taco Bell again?

Somehow I am getting a nickname around beans. What sort of reputation do I have? Is there a whole Yahoo Club built up around me and beans? Rootin' and Tootin' Club of America?

Do I make you want to pass gas?

Well, despite pleas to do so (with the high price of gas and all) I will not resort to passing gas to make a living. There's got to be a better way (how about web design?)

But despite what I do or what I believe, somehow I have this stigma attached to me. Will I ever be able to shake it? Will I always be seen in this beanish light?

All this talk about beans is making me hungry. Time for lunch.