i'm ani, you're not.

We have a repeat offender here. The contributor of these four words claimed ownership of several others submitted over the last couple months.

So does that mean people who read this site are sado-mascohists? People are returning again and again to this site. I'm not merely picking up new readers only to loose them after a visit or two. No, people are coming back for more.

I guess it would be good to know if the readers of this site are more sado-masochistic then the population as a whole, that way I could properly cross-promote this site with banner ads from various S&M websites, etc.

Anyways, so you're ani. Nice to meet you. You wouldn't by chance be ani difranco, would you? Because then I could claim celebrity status!!! Woo Hoo!

But probably not. Probably just ani difinko or something like that. One of those almost celebrities.

Things are slow here, so don't be mad at me if I am not all that funny today. I try, but sometimes I just run out of steam.

And I guess I am just a little bit bummed I am not ani. She makes it seem so wonderful and such a pity that I am not ani, but rather matte. What fun is that?

Maybe I am tired of being matte. Maybe I should sell my name and identity on Ebay. Then I'll take up being someone else.

Hmm, probably just be disappointed with no bids on my identity.

Ho Hum.

See what you did ani!