bunny goddess my ass

Ooh. Someone is getting excited.

Does someone have an issue with bunny goddesses? rabbit fairies?

Why would anyone be afraid of one of those cute little animals? Had some freak accident with a rabbit's foot when you were a kid?

Well, I can't make any accurate diagnosis of the pychosis this person suffers from, but I can make light of it.

Wow, to think I had a submission from a self-chosen blind person yesterday and now one from a bunny-fearing freak (excuse my blunt tone).

But then again, people would admit I am weird and perhaps crazy too. I have a thing for monkeys.

No, not real monkeys really, just caricatures of monkeys.

I have a stuffed animal monkey named Monkey Monkey. My wife thinks I have made up grand stories about the monkey's life, but really I have just been listening to him tell me all about it.

Just the other day he was relating how he's one of the last Yogi masters. It was the original form of Yoga, but when the evolutionary tree branched off to form humans, monkeys continued on with the early art of Yogi while humans changed it all to better fit their bodies and time constraints, and thus formed yoga.

Well, being one of the last Yogi masters has put Monkey Monkey in a difficult position. He has a legacy he has no offspring to pass it along to. He's tried to teach me some of that Yogi, but I haven't done really well with it.

So when we picked up a sock monkey this weekend while in California, little did we expect that we had added a new student of the nearly lost art of Yogi to our household.

I can only help that in some small way, I have helped to keep a dying art from passing away.