i'm blind by choice

Wow!

Weird.

I can understand if someone wrote "I'm pro-choice by choice" or "I choose to choose choose choose you", but "I'm blind by choice", that just came out of left field.

Why left field? I was always partial to right field.

Anyways, back to where I was. And I am glad to say that wasn't standing in front of you, waving my hands, making faces and other silliness simply because you can't see. No.

Does that mean you have your computer read these to you? I wonder what your computer sounds like? I always imagined I'd have a deep, gravely computer voice. Perhaps like the one Stephen Hawkings has, but with a dash of Homer Simpson thrown in.

Or possibly you have a good, childhood friend who comes over every couple days and reads these to you. I bet you two have a great time, sitting around the computer, reading my writings and laughing and laughing.... What you don't know is that your friend is in fact standing in front of you, waving his hands, making faces and other silliness simply because you can't see.

Now that I am unemployed... I mean, self-employed... I will (hopefully) be writing these more often. So feel free to submit them more often.

And for those of you who have submitted your four words and wondered... yes, I do eventually write something for all of them. So no, I am not being picky and deleting the one you submitted. You know, that one you wrote "dude, beer rocks hard".

Now aren't you glad I don't have any space for you to put your name? :)