she doesn't even care

I hate it when she doesn't care! Just like the time she didn't even shrug when the lawnmower she was partially pushing ran over my foot and very efficiently, removed all my toes.

And it's not easy standing with no toes, let me tell you. It's not something they tell you about in schools, or at least, it wasn't the thing you remember.

But now that I have no toes (well, I do have one, a small toe on my left foot) I find that I am wearing a couple size smaller pair of shoes. Which makes me wonder, what does that do to the old adage "You know what they say about the size of a man's foot"?

What does that say about me? Now that my foot is smaller, does that mean certain other things are smaller?

On a related note. On another one of my sites (Socketboy in the Land of Splish) I have a page which features a scan of my hand and the only text on the page is the title which says "You know what they say about the size of a man's hand". Well, you can imagine how suprised I became when my log files started to show my site being linked to from searches on Go.com for "big cocks."

Now, for those of you who don't know, Go.com is owned and run by Disney. Now, why they even allow searches for words/phrases like that is beyond me, but there's something else at work here. Nowhere in that page does is say that word or any other word that is similar. Their system must be making some leap in conscience to understand that the phrase I used for the title often refers to just that very thing. But WHO would write that algorithm? Who would make that leap in judgement?

Has Mickey been at the Tequila again?