i love fuzzy things

Fuzzy things are amazing to me. Fuzzy dice are especially enchanting. If I had the choice, I would live in a fuzzy world, full of shag carpets, furry clothing and fuzzy logic. I think that if things were generally more hairy, life would be better. If we didn't want everything clean-shaven and smooth & silky, we'd be much better off.

Some may object and say my ideas are foolhearty, perhaps even hairbrained, but I do believe there is sound reasoning behind all of it. Who's to say that the furry world of our distant ancestors the Cro-Magnon wasn't a more hospitable place? Who's to say the Wooly Mammoth wasn't the pinnacle of evolution?

I do think we should re-evaluate the meaning of fuzzy things in our society. We've seen so much of the furry world pass by as fads and momentary fashions. We need to insure the permanence and continued impact of fuzziness on society. With that in mind, I do announce myself as candidate for House of Representatives for the newly formed Shag Party. All of you who are fans of anything fuzzy, furry, shaggy, hairy, fuzzy or wooly, please do lend me your support.

Thank you, and God bless America.