halloween of eight drunkards

It's been a while since I wrote anything for this site. It's been a real busy time, with multiple projects I am working on, being sick, etc. Halloween just passed and I admit I didn't do much. There were plans to go to a party where I would have dressed up as an iMatte, but went and saw a movie instead.

Not to say I am big on halloween or parties. Not to say I would have enjoyed hanging out with drunk people either. So the thought of a halloween consisting of eight drunkards doesn't seem all that appealing. Unless of course those eight people were interesting characters out of history:

Abe Lincoln: It's been four score and seven years ago, that we were all together like this.
Erik Estrada: Oh yeah, remember all the ladies that were there?
Sigmund Freud: Still obsessing over your mother Ponch?
Dan Rather: Don't do anything the network would force me to report on Ponch, I still haven't gotten over that news special we did on the whole CHiPs craze.
Pee Wee Herman: You gotta admit they were cool!
Dan Rather: Don't get me started Pee Wee, I still believe I had a heart attack when they asked me to film our news special on your incidence in a darkened adult theater in Times Square!
Michael Eisner: There's nothing to worry about Times Square anymore Dan. Those darkened theaters now play Disney movies. Kids love them!
Abe Lincoln: Kids love my new set of action figures! The little John Wilkes Booth comes with various guns and weapons.
Erik Estrada: Do you know they never gave us real guns! I had to film that show without ever using a real gun.
Vanilla Ice: Well, in my movie they never let me use a real gun either. It would have been slammin'!
Sigmund Freud: All this talk about violence on TV and the movies, doesn't anyone want to talk about sex?
Pee Wee Herman: I think I will stay away from that one.
Dan Rather: I am asexual. The American public would not be happy if I had any sexual inklings of any kind.
Don Juan: I was a great lover!
Sigmund Freud: Hey, it's Don Juan, good to see you again!
Don Juan: Sorry it's been so long Sigmund, but I have been busy.
Erik Estrada: So have I, the ladies still love me. We're gonna do CHiPs 2000!
Michael Eisner: Disney's been in talks to see about opening a CHiPs theme park. We're thinking about ditching DisneyLand's Tomorrowland all together, because who cares about tomorrow?
Abe Lincoln: Speaking of DisneyLand Michael, I am kind of disappointed in the changes you've made to my exhibit at your park. I don't quite agree with the "modernizations" you have made.
Michael Eisner: What about them? We did extensive market research to find out what misconceptions people have about you and then we made sure to reinforce them.
Vanilla Ice: Hey Mike, you told me a couple years back you were gonna replace that Lincoln dude with a Vanilla Ice talking statue. What happened with that?
Sigmund Freud: There must be some phallic implications involved here!
Pee Wee Herman: Shut up Freud, we're tired of your sexual perversions. Some of us just want to kid our kid's shows back.
Erik Estrada: Do you think I'd look better in a blue uniform? They've asked me to join NYPD Blue.
Abe Lincoln: When I was a kid we didn't have television or theme parks, we just had lumps of clay and lincoln logs to play with.
Dan Rather: Oh boo hoo Abe. You're always looking for our pity. So what if you were assasinated? Do you think people care?
Don Juan: Do you guys need me? Cause I see some beautiful women looking lonely over there!
Erik Estrada: Where? I'll come with you Don, I'll charm them with my story about the roller skating episode.
Sigmund Freud: Roller skates! That's just a perverted way of people saying they want to sleep with their parents!
Dan Rather: Sigmund, you've grown tired and old. Even Dr. Ruth has more popularity than you do and she's been out of style for years!
Vanilla Ice: She was gonna star in one of my videos, but it never got made.
Dan Rather: Thank the Lord!
Abe Lincoln: This whole conversation sucks. Anyone else want a beer?