three questing evil hunters

Three questing evil hunters went into the forest, to see what they could see.

First they saw an evil dwarf with exactly 101HP and a nasty collection of spells, so they stayed clear of him.

Then they saw a hairy ogre-like beast with a large magic club with +2 on every attack, so they ran the other direction before he could get wind of them.

It was then they ran across a horde of tall, dark-haired elves, three of them. All female with comeliness scores of more than 20. The evil hunters were captivated. They couldn't take their eyes off of these elves, clad in their leather armor and carrying their long bows. Drool started to form on their lips as they were digging through their possesions to see what treasures they could offer these beauties to woo their hearts.

The first evil hunter offered the elves a potion of healing. They smiled, took the potion and giggled to themselves.

The second evil hunter offered them a food ration of the highest quality. A real feast. They took it, had some to eat, and then continued to giggle.

The third evil hunter dug deep into his possessions and found a gorgeous looking ring. He handed it to the most beautiful of the elves who smiled, placed it on her finger and was instantly captivated by the hunter. Her eyes wouldn't leave his face, and she started to move towards him. The other elves were shocked, wondering what had happened to their friend.

The elf came all the way to the hunter, gave him a deep kiss and started to lead him away, into the privacy of the bushes. All of the other hunters and elves stood with their mouths open, amazed. The happy hunter turned back and said to his friends "It pays to have a ring of attraction boys!" And with that he walked off.

Ten minutes later the evil hunters and the rest of the elves were slain by a red dragon.