need.....humor.....fading....fast...

What am I, a life support system? A journalistic paramedic? Expecting me to perform first aid in html?

So you need some humor, eh? That implies you think I am funny.

Am I funny?

(here's where I start talking to myself)

Hmm, funny eh? Wow, if they think I am funny, then others might. If a whole bunch of people think I am funny, maybe I am? Maybe I am not a dullard after all! Oh boy, that'll really show the Thompson Brothers. They always told me my Thompson Twin jokes were not funny. Those were classics!

Hey Jimmy, where's Paul? Did you push him Into the Gap?

What, did you hurt yourself? Should I call the Doctor Doctor?

You're gonna make me? You and which army? What, you got Love on Your Side?

Oh Paul, I missed you when you were sick yesterday. It was so horrible without you! Hold me now!

Hey girls, Paul and Jimmy are here, time to Let the Loving Start!

If you Lay Your Hand on Me I'm gonna pulverize you!

You sure were in the bathroom for a long time Paul, wanted to feel like you were King for a Day?

Ah, can't you tell I had fun as a kid? Well, you haven't even heard about how I treated the girl in our class who's name was Boi George!