i love you, spacemonkey

This one's kind of cheating, as I know who submitted this one. It's my wife Annalisa.

See, I had to give her a hyperlink, but mind you that's better than when I was dating her and I referred to her to one of my friends as "anaphase.com". Ah, what a world when we can refer to people as URLs and leave these silly name things behind.

Who needs names anyways? (If you do indeed need a name, take a look at my New Baby Name Index).

I'm definitely getting in a lot of hyperlinks today. Must be a new record. Do they have World Records in hyperlinking? I bet Justin Hall would win the award though. I am just an amateur compared to him.

Speaking of being an amateur. I don't understand this web thing. What's a web page anyways? Just a bunch of weird characters and some text. Maybe you throw in an image of naked women or something, but it's still just text. Even the picture is just numbers and letters when you think about it.

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah. So these 4 words were submitted by my wife, and I do believe they are the most powerful and sweet words she can ever say to me (it makes me all mushy inside) but it also makes me feel a little awkward, here in public like this.

I mean, I don't want the "guys" to hear this. What will they think of me? They'll think I am a softy. Oooh, I don't want to be seen as a softy.

So my words of advice to my wife or any other person out there looking to submit words of love to me: say it in a masculine way. Say: "Buff Dudes Are Cool" or "You Rock My World". Much better for my image.

And it's all about my image.

Not!