put on some paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!

Oh my, I am trouser-less. How did I get that way?

Where have my pants gone? Did they go to the circus, or perhaps to the Zoo?

We always talk about losing the shirts off our backs. But what about the pants off our butts?

What if mankind were to loose their pants? If we all walked around with nothing but underwear on, would we get any work done?

And speaking of which, how much work have you done today? Been surfing web sites all day haven't you? I know you, you don't have to try and make up some story. I know you just found this page because the search engine found it went you went looking for "Men Without Pants".

You do know that the 80s band was actually named "Men Without Hats".

Anyways, on with my pants and on with the day.