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Molly wants my mac
Polly want a cracker?

Hmm. Molly wants your mac. Besides the obvious - that anyone who doesn't have a mac, is jealous of those who do - I wonder if there might not be something deeper at work here.

Does Molly want more than your mac?

Does Molly want your mac 'n' cheese?

Oooh, if she wanted the whole box, then you're in trouble! Once a woman wants your mac 'n' cheese, you're as good as hers.

Even if your mac 'n' cheese isn't the cheesiest, next thing you know, she might be renaming you cheese 'n' macaroni, and who knows what's to come after that.

Want a cracker with that cheese?

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