I have green hair!
Really? Green hair? Hmm. Take me to your hairdresser!

Seriously. Ever wonder if you could get ham with that hair? Sam I am.

No really, have you noticed how much your head looks like a spinach salad?

I'm just kidding, what I meant to say is that you look great. The hair is cool.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, green hair.

Um... that's my accountant calling me, he says he has something interesting to tell me. I gotta run!