i lick the chick.

A lot has happened in the last couple years. I've moved from liquid to solid foods. I've learned to tie my own shoes. I even graduated from college, but if there's one thing I've never really moved on from, it's from licking chicks.

Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, it's a pretty good way to get salmonella. Now, sometimes we just have to take a risk and do something dangerous, because their is no other choice. Is this one of those cases? Probably not, but you can't always remove the dare from daredevil.

To say that I started doing this because of a dare, would be just about on the mark. To say I continue to do this because of a dare, would be missing the point.

Licking chicks is not a matter of whether or not someone double dog dares you or whether they have some incriminating blackmail to hang over your head. It's about principle. It's about virtue. It's about liking the taste of feathers.

Now I know that most of you have already written me off as downright strange, but this probably takes the cake, right? Well, I do remind you that I am only responding to those four little words that you yourselves submit. And I can probably be safe in assuming that the intented message of those four words was much different than how I construed them. And so, in the end, didn't I just save you from a whole long piece on oral sex?

For the sake of the search engines which are indexing this site right now, I want to assure you, there's nothing wrong with talking about oral sex. It, like masturbation and intercourse are all words in the dictionary. If we want to string them together in a way that makes some people uncomfortable, then fine, all the better for getting more perverts to search and find this site. And if there's any greater reason for me to create this site, it was to attract the pervs.

But enough of this soapbox preaching, we were talking about licking chicks. Now where was I? Oh yeah, it's always a good thing not to lick live chickens, as they will often try to peck your eyes out.