lesbians love little lambs.

I would think that everyone did. They are so cute and cuddly.

Why does it have anything to do with whether or not you're a lesbian?

Are you excluding the rest of us? Is this just a scheme to restrict lamb-loving? 'Cause I love me some lamb.

I know sexual orientation affects many things, including compasses, but I don't think it has anything to do with the wyly ways of the heart. It doesn't matter whether you're gay or straight, you can love the same things.

Sure, some may say that you're wrong for liking the things you like, but then again, look at what they like. Sheesh, who likes that?

But we still haven't finished with this loving little lamb thing. Mary had a little lamb, and I know you're not saying that she was a lesbian. I know you're not talking smack about Mary. She's a saint for crying out loud. Little St. Mary may like lambs but that doesn't mean she doesn't like Jack Sprat or the Jack who climbed up the beanstalk or the Jack who's always hanging out with Jill.

Wait! Why are there all these Jacks? Who decided Jack was a good name for fairy tales?

Well, I can just say that it's a good thing that I had mutton for dinner. Wouldn't want eating a little lamb to cloud up this issue.