revenge of the neeeeeerrrrrrrddds!

Yeah baby, bring on the nerdfest! I am ready to go at a moments notice. I got everything I need in that bag over there.

Wait. Where did the bag go? Have you seen my bag?

This isn't good.

Anyone see that bag that was sitting over there in the corner. It was green with the Boy Scout patches on it.

Come on guys, tell me where the bag is. I won't get mad, just tell me where it is.

All right, the jokes on me. Now really, what did you do with it?

You probably fed it to the dog or launched it into space, I know you guys, you probably got me back big time, but seriously, there's a big thing going down and I need the bag.

Think of the sanctity of nerddom. Think of the nerds! I gotta get that bag and get moving, time waits for no nerd.

No really, you gotta show me where it is. I am nothing without that bag.

No wait, I am still a nerd without the bag. Really, I am. I can prove it. No, you gotta believe me, I am a nerd. You guys have known me forever, you know I am a nerd.

Wait fellas, you can't do this to me. I am a nerd, not some jock or frat boy!

I won't forget this! That's a pocket protector you're ripping. Look what you did, you knocked my glasses on the ground. Hah! There's too thick for you to crush! You think you're so hot!

No, not the robot. Anything but the robot. Aaaaaaaaaaah!