your pants, my floor.

Sounds like a date.

Sounds like an offer I can't refuse.

Sounds like a heavenly way to spend the evening.

wait...

Sounds like a hoax.

Sounds like a ploy to steal my Bugle Boy jeans.

Sounds like I'm gonna be pantless in traffic as I try to find my way home after being stood up and alone in your apartment.

Sounds like the neighbors are gonna wonder what I am doing rustling around in their bushes looking for my pair of emergency pants.

Sounds like the cops aren't gonna believe a word of this, except for maybe the emergency pants part, as they heard that the last time.

Sounds like I should just pull my pants back up and return to what I was doing.

Sounds like the lady in the next cubicle hysterically screaming.

Sounds like the boss is pretty upset I pulled my pants down to begin with.

Sounds like it's back to the sexual harassment workshops for me.

Sounds like this was a big mistake.

Same time next week?