Kissing Lips So Sweet

Kissing Lips So Sweet? Kissing lips so sweet that I can't go back to sugar? That everything else tastes salty? That I go into convulsions as my body immediately becomes diabetic?

I thought lips had a gravy taste anyways? You know, with a hint of creamy whipped mashed potatos? Yeah, I can just taste it now.

So, you'd have me believe that kissing these particular lips (and we haven't even established who's lips these are) would present me with a sweet taste. Not just a sweet taste, but a sweeter taste than most other things. So if I were to have a box of Nerds in the one hand and this kiss on the other, I would dump the box of candy and return to sucking face, is that what you're telling me?

Let me get this straight. Kissing these lips is like downing several sugar packets. We're talking pure dessert here, I gather. There's nothing here that's going to save my appetite, it's all going to be shot the moment I kiss those lips.

I'm thinking I might have to try this. Now who's lips are these again? And how soon can they be in Boston, MA?