ooooh, matte loves annalisa!!

Well, duh!

Geez, sometimes I think some people are so slow. I mean, usually it's when I am walking behind them, but I think it other times as well.

Yes, I love Annalisa. Yes, sometimes we're in a tre K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Don't ask me why we're in a tree doing it, but we are, and we enjoy it.

By now, you also probably know I am married to Annalisa, so our comings and goings are legitimate and endorsed by the state of Nevada.

And no Elvis didn't officiate our wedding, he only crashed it. He made a bloody mess of the flower arrangements on each of the tables. Said he was just straightening up. Then he proceeded to get blitzed and wound up joining in with the band on some covers of Oingo Boingo songs.

Man, Elvis can't sing. No, maybe he could once in the past, but now he's all washed up. He should have stayed in hiding. I think people liked him better when they thought he was dead. They just prefered fawning over his impersonators rather than the King himself.

Oh, and his crown has been revoked. The Queen stripped him of his title, and he's no longer The King, but rather just Elvis.

Pretty sad when you think about it. But I don't. Think about it that is, not sing like a weirdo with a white cape and sequins. I leave that to my impersonators. People like them much better than me anyways.

But not Annalisa. She's funny that way.