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the other white meat

If I am "the other white meat" who's the other other white meat?

Woah, is that a conundrum or what? Or wait, is that a palindrome? Or is it a gerund? Damn, I get confused.

So, is that your impression of me, that I am nothing but a piece of some white meat, and not just white meat, but something that's similar to the white meat you usually eat, but it's not. It's probably cheaper too. Probably only have one FDA inspector looking at that white meat, so they can probably get a lot more through without him complaining.

So, we're basically saying I am inferior product too? You wouldn't feed me to your cat or dog, but I am good enough for you and your sunday dinner? Sure, you'll feed me to grandma, but you'll tell here it's that other white meat and she'll smile and ask for some more. And perhaps a slice of pie.

Am I not good enough to be served with pie?

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