i want more girlies

I've decided to give up my day job and dedicate my life to insuring that this particular viewer of this site gets more girls.

I have drafted a mission statement which may explain:

I, the founder and sole member of Get Him or Her Some Girls, do dedicate my existence to finding more girls for this person. Every action taken, will be to forward this cause. 9 out of every 10 of my breaths should be used to ask or inquire in polite conversation that if any girls are interested, I have someone I'd like them to meet. If polite conversation does not work, I am committed to using other tactics. I am not above using bribery in the pursuit of bringing you more girls. If bribery fails, I will practice outright lies, and will try to convince them that your are a well-known celebrity and have the hots for them.

It does not matter whether you are a male or a female, or what your ultimate intentions for having more girls is, this will not dissuade my absolute devotion to the cause. I will wake each morning and re-commit myself to the movement. I will travel to an adjoining state to Massachussetts so that I might get a tattoo that states my convictions.

If at any point I fail to produce more girls for your viewing pleasure, you may dispose of your attention to my site as you wish. It will crush my heart to see you go, but I will understand. Eventually I will dedicate myself to other causes. Perhaps I will look towards eradicating world hunger or saving our oceans from pollution. But until that time, I am your humble servant.

Keep an eye out for more girlies to come.