are you my mother?

Are you my mother? Then why are you telling me what to write about?

Which makes me wonder what my childhood would have been like if my mother gave me all her motherly instructions using only four words at a time.

"Wash your hands now!"

"Eat your brussel sprouts!"

"Go to bed now!"

"No dessert for you"

Doesn't seem much different, does it. Guess that wouldn't have made any difference.

So I guess I used up those four words and now I am only a few lines into this entry and I have nothing at all to write about.

Nothing at all.

Could have easily just posted some white space.

Maybe with a nice spinning logo in the upper right corner.

And maybe my name blinking over in the upper left corner.

Sounds cool.

Sounds kind of like the sites I design for my business clients.

Doesn't that make you want to go out and hire me?

I only charge $100/hour!

Come on, I know you want to.

Pretty please!