win ben stein's monkey

Ooh Ooh! A monkey!

Sure, I'll play for the chance to win a monkey.

What do I have to do? Tell me, Tell me!

What?

Can you repeat that please?

I must not be hearing you correctly, you want me to do what?

Ummmm....

I don't think I can do that. No, really, I'd do pretty much anything for a monkey, but just not that.

Yes, I won't have anything to do with that rotten Meatloaf, not after he stole all my songs!

The bastard! Didn't even have the decency to record the full songs. He cut them all short. Something about them being too long to be "epics" or "monster ballads." Yeah right!

Well, at least I stopped him legally from ever using his original stage name. Yeah, he's gotta go by Meatloaf. I bet that really cheeses him. He probably stays up every night cursing my name on that one.

But I got the last laugh!

Who do they call Socketboy big man?