yo mama, inna hottub!

My mamma in a hot tub, eh? How original. And I bet she just got out of the sauna, and is having an otherwise relaxing visit in a spa in the Napa countryside? Well, what's wrong with that?

See, I just don't understand this need we have as humans, to insult each others' mothers. I mean, what would Charles Darwin have had to say about this? Would he have postulated that insulting mothers is a sign of the evolutionary precedence that one creature has over another? That somehow this is part of the survival of the fittest theory?

Do other animals insult each others' mothers? Is this just a primate thing?

Well, I don't want to say that your mother is kind of monkey-like, but it just seemed like the right thing to say and so I said it. Just Shoot Me. Kind of a good show, but you know, I don't ever remember when it's on, so I am not one of those diehard fans, not like with the Simpsons, when I still remember that it used to be on Thursday opposite the Cosby Show.

Ah, somehow I am dating myself. No, not like in some Springer episode, but perhaps like in a weird archaeology kind of way where instead of measuring radioactive decay to meaure the age of an object, they are using my television references.

Where would our scientific community be without TV?