Hot Nights in the City - 138
Disco Duck - 137
Isolated References - 136
Famous Pants - 135
This Sucks! - 134
G-Rated Husband - 133
A Heck of an Idea - 132
Sorry 'Bout the Salmonella - 131
Unlucky Charms - 130
Aesop Just Liked Cows - 129
It's All in the Clothes - 128
You Flatter Me - 127
Sugar Shock - 126
alt.conspiracies.startedhere - 125
Campaign Contributions - 124
A Whole Lot of Angry Fans - 123
The Last, Great Husband - 122
Future-Perfect - 121
It's Whats For Dinner - 120
Does Fries Come With That? - 119
Did My Mother Pay You To Say That? - 118
My Farts Are Still Inflammable - 117
I'll Show You Mine, If You Show Me Yours - 116
Grammar Rodeo - 115
I Think, Therefore Iamb - 114
Me Me Me - 113
Girls! Girls! Girls! - 112
Very Witty - 111
Ahh Nuts! Aww Nuts! - 110
The Summer of Sam - 109
Space Time Continuum - 108
Community Service for Stock Options - 107
Groveling - 106
Tree Dwelling - 105
It's What's for Reading - 104
Bat Out of Hell - 103
All Apologies - 102
Boob Tube Part Deux - 101
We Owe It All to the Boob Tube - 100
Day Job - 99
Bon Bons & Lemonheads - 98
America's Most Wanted - 97
FDA A Day Keeps the Doctor Away - 96
Jack and the Bean Stalker - 95
Cuba Gooding Jr. Turning in His Grave - 94
Life is Like a Box of Unsweetened Chocolate - 93
Wicked Cool - 92
Working Band Names Into Entries - 91
Snow in April - 90
The New Math - 89
Hablo No Sprechen Sie Deutsch - 88
Drooling & Proud - 87
What's the half-life of DisneyWorld? - 86
Honey, I Shrunk the Shrink - 85
Burrito Boy - 84
The Facial Hair Monologues - 83
Da Bomb Shelter - 82
Pat Benatar Says She Likes Me - 81
Good Humor Man - 80
[sic] - 79
Tasty, Chewy Centers - 78
Words are Like Letters in a Certain Order - 77
Brilliant Ideas I Tell You - 76
No, I am Not - 75
Honk If You Killed Something Creative - 74
Is that a Picnic Basket My Son? - 73
I Choose Not to Smell - 72
Is that a Rabbit's Foot in Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me? - 71
They Don't Call Me Peter - 70
I Warned You! - 69
A Bit Fishy, Some Would Say - 68
File Under "Gerbils" - 67
My Life As A Teletubby - 66
Search Engines Like My Keywords - 65
Sex, Lies, and Police Caution Tape - 64
What Is It About Catnip? - 63
It's Not About Being Weird - 62
Not Starring Bruce Willis - 61
Y2K - 60
Next Up, Ricky Martin - 59
Streets of San Francisco - 58
E! The True Hollywood Story - 57
Smoking Kittens - 56
Call Me Mr. T - 55
Where do they all come from? - 54
A New Campaign - 53
The Mole People - 52
Party at my Place - 51
Love, Role-Playing Style - 50
80s Fun - 49
Hyperlinking Fool - 48
Ummmmm Unintelligibility - 47
Highbrow Humor with Olestra Cook - 46
You're Cordially Invited - 45
Good Readin' - 44
Have a Nice Day - 43
C is for Cookie - 42
Pantless in Seattle - 41
Living on the Cutting Edge - 40
Molly Hack a Cracker? - 39
Cheesy - 38
Short & Salty - 37
Time for Lunch - 36
Some Helpful Guidelines - 35
Use Only As Directed - 34
The Delete Key - 33
Slipping Out of Phase - 32
Tim, Where Are You? - 31
Talk Talk - 30
All You Can Eat Buffets - 29
Shiny Happy People - 28
Leaving on a Jet Plane - 27
Time for a Vacation - 26
Happy Girl - 25
Her Name Is Rio - 24
Crying Uncle - 23
Reading is for the Bees - 22
I'm Thirsty - 21
You May Already Be a Winner! - 20
Pure Cheese - 19
All Apologies - 18
Alliteration - 17
Why Read This? - 16
SuperHeroic - 15
Shout Outs - 14
Public Indecency - 13
Yarley the Whale - 12
Fan Club - 11
Getting Used to It - 10
Show & I'll Tell - 9
Can We Agree on a Few Things? - 8
Miscomprehensible - 7
The Return Trip - 6
My First Coffee - 5
I Love My Groceries - 4
Hockey - 3
Internet Dating Game - 2
Yes, Four Words! - 1

Hello. This is a weird website, I imagine. This is a website that will only begin and continue upon the request of someone who views the site. I am a little tired of the moment, of the web and all these projects, and so I am looking for some feedback. Thus, if you want me to continue on with this project, you have to make a request using the form at the bottom of the last page.

What's this site gonna be about other than you pleading with me to continue? Well, it's gonna be some observations, thoughts, random rants, etc. Part of the request you make will be to "seed" the discussion with some words and/or thoughts of your own.

And alas, if this doesn't interest you, it doesn't matter. I won't have built it and wasted my time.

Matte