Matte Elsbernd web publisher. writer. photographer. 23 years experience.
Writing is one of those things we all do, often on a daily basis, whether it's a grocery list or an email to a friend. Rarely do we take the time to step back and realize what we're doing. To notice that reflecting on the words we use, the images we create - all of that matters just as much for a note to take out the trash as it does next generation's literature.
I haven't written as much or as often as I'd like. And so far, my writing is underrepresented online. So enjoy these aged nuggets and return periodically for something new.
Some Writings
..so i tried to get an appointment with the bathtub, but his secretary snubbed me, never let me get my foot in the bathroom door. so i am standing in the hall, wondering how to feel when your entire bathroom has abandoned you. and i can hear now my sink plotting the assasination. the toilet does nothing but flush with excitement.

excerpt from Waking Up To Find You're Still Dreaming
> Alphabet Stew
> American Freak Show
> Anyways...*
> apocalypse
> Behind the Firm List Blog
> Bloom
> The Burroughs Proceedings
> Death of a Moth
> No More Web*
> (Not So) Used Ideas
> Society of Postmodern Archaeologists*
> Talking : The Dialogue Series
> Waking Up To Find You're Still Dreaming
> Words Never Spoken
* indicates archived project (frozen in time with no future additions)
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